I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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