I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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