I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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