You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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