My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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