Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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