You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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