You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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