so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize