I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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