At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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