Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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