White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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