You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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