Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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