i don't like sucking hair
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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