Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Randomize