you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So much Jack, so little girl.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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