let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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