rhymes with "ouble enetration"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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