with your own penis?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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