honey bunches of taint.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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