I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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