We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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