when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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