I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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