I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
is that a dick in a sweater?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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