she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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