I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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