hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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