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(516): View more from New York

I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.

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(650): View more from California

There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now

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(518): View more from New York

Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.

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