i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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