She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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