so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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