how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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