There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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