I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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