I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
