Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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