She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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