i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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