so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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