Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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