Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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