Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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