I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know Iโm leaving with him
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