Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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