Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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