Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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