Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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