She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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