i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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