Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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