yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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