I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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